Glop: Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas That Will Make You Look Ridiculous and Feel Pretentious
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Glop: Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas That Will Make You Look Ridiculous and Feel Pretentious
Glop is a business and a website, of course. But Glop is also a feeling.
Gabrielle Moss • Glop: Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas That Will Make You Look Ridiculous and Feel Pretentious
IT’S NOT CONSUMERISM, IT’S MINDFUL ACCUMULATION Look At MY PICKS FOR THE MOST GRIPPING, ABSOLUTELY MUST-SEE CULTURE FROM AROUND THE WORLD THAT ONLY I KNOW HOW TO GOOGLE Sometimes people ask me, “Hey, don’t you think these categories overlap a lot?” Usually, right after they ask, the alarm on my phone goes off, indicating that it’s time to take some
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During the Neolithic era (10,000 B.C.–2000 B.C.), the average human life expectancy was only 20 years, and most of that time was preoccupied with the search for food and shelter. This meant that most people had only a very limited amount of time to devote to practices that we now consider the pillars of civilization, like applying foot contouring m
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Unlike our ancestors, we get to enjoy the stability of private property, the security of a formal legal system, and the hydrating refreshment of coconut water. But when it comes to beauty, we’re no better off.
Gabrielle Moss • Glop: Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas That Will Make You Look Ridiculous and Feel Pretentious
The ripples of learning to inspiring and how you follow someone else to be more like them but it creates a false sense of someone telling someone else what to do. We used to have fewer people setting an example more self reliance but now it’s a paid job to be the example for others to follow that we think that is our ticket to skirt being judged so we try to inspired so we never have to go back to vulnerable learning mode. But what if the learning mode is what fuels the inspired because they seeee the learnings and strive to do better and the cycle repeats
“I Care about Water Quality in the Developing World, but Not in a Depressing Way”
Gabrielle Moss • Glop: Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas That Will Make You Look Ridiculous and Feel Pretentious
Glop is realizing that if you pick the right expensive organic eye cream, you can finally become a tall, thin, wealthy blonde WASP who fits seamlessly into the top tiers of high society, but also seems like she’s tried ayahuasca (not, like, a “drug addict” amount; just a tiny bit to help quit smoking).
Gabrielle Moss • Glop: Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas That Will Make You Look Ridiculous and Feel Pretentious
Achieve TAKING CARE OF YOUR BODY, INSIDE AND OUT (YOU REALLY SHOULD ALREADY HAVE DONE ALL THIS STUFF, BUT I WON’T TELL) Exist SELF-DISCOVER ALL THE THINGS YOU WERE DOING WRONG, SIMPLY BY BEING YOURSELF Create STUFF YOU GET TO TAKE CREDIT FOR! Gain
Gabrielle Moss • Glop: Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas That Will Make You Look Ridiculous and Feel Pretentious
Glop is knowing in your heart that if you finally pay attention to all the tiny decisions that make up our lives—what to eat, where to buy your cashmere yoga pants, which juice cleanse will remove the most toxins from both your body and your cashmere yoga pants—you can create an existence that you are proud of;
Gabrielle Moss • Glop: Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas That Will Make You Look Ridiculous and Feel Pretentious
A BRIEF ENTREATY TO EXERCISE CAUTION Please don’t eat the things this book tells you to eat. Don’t wear the things this book tells you to wear, go to the places this book tells you to go, buy the things this book tells you to buy, or otherwise engage in any of the activities recommended in this book. They’re not only potentially hazardous to your h
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