Fifty Shades Of Alice In Wonderland (The Fifty Shades Of Alice Trilogy Book 1)

“Mommy porn is a crude label applied to erotica read by discerning, intelligent women who seek something more adventurous in their reading choices,” the Hare said. “What?” Alice said. “Perhaps you should Google the word metafiction,” the Hare suggested.

What would it taste like? What would it do? Was it some kind of exotic liqueur? Would it make her tipsy? Downright drunk? Would it shrink her so she could fit through the small door? If so, wouldn’t that just be the stupidest thing ever?

“Which we must apologize for,” said the Hare. “They weren’t funny when that hack Carroll did it back in 1865, and they certainly have no place in an ebook of mommy porn.”

“This is my Pink Room of Bunnies,”

I found it on Amazon.com. They sell everything, and have the best prices.

Alice chewed her lower lip,