
Dungeon Crawler Carl

uncircumcised dick, huge on the screen. The headline screamed, “Trapped! Meadow Lark and The Royal Court of Princess Donut in Peril!”
Matt Dinniman • Dungeon Crawler Carl
Versus… The Juicer! Level 9 Neighborhood Boss! With a body enhanced by the finest anabolic steroids the dark web has to offer, the Juicer spends his days pushing iron, snapping necks, and crying that his pimple-infested sac is a third the size it once was. Having reached a plateau, rage now fills his enlarged heart. All he ever wanted was to
Matt Dinniman • Dungeon Crawler Carl
Krakaren.
Matt Dinniman • Dungeon Crawler Carl
If this boss had any sort of fire or lightning or acid attack, we were absolutely fucked. So far it seemed each boss only had one main attack, and this one’s was pretty obvious. It rolled right the fuck over you.
Matt Dinniman • Dungeon Crawler Carl
Crawler #4,119. “Princess Donut.” Level 1. Race: Cat. Class: Not yet assigned.
Matt Dinniman • Dungeon Crawler Carl
race: cat
“Aye, they are safe, but they are not safe. Is better dead. Squim saps the planet dry. It leaves planet, moves on. No more atmosphere. People live after the big fight, but they don’t live. Not really. Borant at least gives people a chance. Tally’s people had chance.”
Matt Dinniman • Dungeon Crawler Carl
“All bosses drop persistent loot, and their corpses stay there for any crawler to pick it up. A neighborhood boss will drop a neighborhood map, as you’ve discovered. Higher bosses will drop other public items, which I’m not allowed to tell you about yet.
Matt Dinniman • Dungeon Crawler Carl
Pugilism