“Donut. Like it said, luck goes both ways. We’ll talk about it later.”

“The shredders.” For these, we used a long length of wick. I had to light wicks using a lighter, but thanks to Donut’s quadruped status, the system allowed her to light them the same way she lit torches, with a mental click.

gain, but right now he’ll settle on bringing out… The music hit a crescendo with a dun, dun, dun!

We need to stay away from him. What if he’s like one of those murder hobos you hear so much about?”

Question: What’s the only thing standing between an innocent child and a happy, fulfilling life? Answer: You. The answer is you. Reward: You’ve received a Gold Asshole’s Box!

New achievement! Borough Boss! So, you’ve stumbled into the chamber of the second-weakest type of boss. If you survive this, it means you are in the top 5% of all crawlers. Too bad only the top .25% make it past the next tier.

Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.

Pugilism

uncircumcised dick, huge on the screen. The headline screamed, “Trapped! Meadow Lark and The Royal Court of Princess Donut in Peril!”