
Dungeon Crawler Carl

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Matt Dinniman • Dungeon Crawler Carl
Mordecai.
Matt Dinniman • Dungeon Crawler Carl
Zev (Admin): Carl, that was great. Can you say that for me again, but this time, don’t cough.
Matt Dinniman • Dungeon Crawler Carl
When the apocalypse came for Yolanda, she didn’t once waver in her dedication to her patients. She was quick to laugh, quick to smile. And even though Yolanda Martinez was just as terrified as the rest of us, she stood her ground against a force she couldn’t possibly hold back. She lived her entire life as a hero. She died as one, too.
Matt Dinniman • Dungeon Crawler Carl
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B-B-B-Boss Battle! The voice was distorted, even louder than last time. You have discovered the lair of a Borough Boss! Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for the main event! Are you ready? Can you feel it coming? I SAID ARE YOU READY? I want you to put your hands together. Aaaand here. We. Gooooo!
Matt Dinniman • Dungeon Crawler Carl
Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk.
Matt Dinniman • Dungeon Crawler Carl
“You don’t see the icons of sleeping crawlers,” he said.
Matt Dinniman • Dungeon Crawler Carl
The Bashers were twice as big, making them almost human-sized. They didn’t have any other special abilities, and they had more regular legs. The virtuosos had a tongue attack that surprised me at first. They were the same size as the level twos, but they could shoot their tongues almost fifteen feet. The thin, wet tongues stung like a whip, inflict
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Cheat Code Potion Warning: This item has a short shelf life. This item will expire shortly after it was generated. In other words, this isn’t something you can hoard. Don’t be a wuss. Drink it now.