
Catch-22

He had to start at the top and work his way down, and with sympathetic friends in Washington, losing money was no simple matter. It took months of hard work and careful misplanning.
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
Throughout the civilized world, from Battery Park to Fulton Street, he was known as a dependable man for a fast tax write-off.
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
‘Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?’
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
His prices were high, for failure often did not come easily.
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
McWatt was the craziest combat man of them all probably, because he was perfectly sane and still did not mind the war.
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
Dunbar loved shooting skeet because he hated every minute of it and the time passed so slowly.
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
He had opposed his daughter’s marriage to Colonel Moodus because he disliked attending weddings.
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
History did not demand Yossarian’s premature demise, justice could be satisfied without it, progress did not hinge upon it, victory did not depend on it.
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
Because he needed a friend so desperately, he never found one.