
Catch-22

He had opposed his daughter’s marriage to Colonel Moodus because he disliked attending weddings.
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
22 love most is precisely what, from the Flaubertian
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
‘How can he see he’s got flies in his eyes if he’s got flies in his eyes?’
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
Yossarian had done his best to warn him the night before. ‘You haven’t got a chance, kid,’ he told him glumly. ‘They hate Jews.’ ‘But I’m not Jewish,’ answered Clevinger. ‘It will make no difference,’ Yossarian promised, and Yossarian was right. ‘They’re after everybody.’
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
Throughout the civilized world, from Battery Park to Fulton Street, he was known as a dependable man for a fast tax write-off.
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
His prices were high, for failure often did not come easily.
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
That men would die was a matter of necessity; which men would die, though, was a matter of circumstance, and Yossarian was willing to be the victim of anything but circumstance.
Joseph Heller • Catch-22
Dunbar loved shooting skeet because he hated every minute of it and the time passed so slowly.