Bossypants

It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.

Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don’t take pills or smoke to get there) is a

It’s not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what you’re trying to do. If you look as good as you can, people will be able to pay attention to what you’re actually saying.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

“The show doesn’t go on because it’s

ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.”

perfectly fine pastime. Everyone should try it once, like a super-short haircut or dating a white guy.

To make you feel that you are in competition with one another. “You’re up for a promotion. If they go with a woman, it’ll be between you and Barbara.” Don’t be fooled. You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.

Now if you’re not “hot,” you are expected to work on it until you are.