
American Gods: The Tenth Anniversary Edition: A Novel

“Tell him that we have fucking reprogrammed reality. Tell him that language is a virus and that religion is an operating system and that prayers are just so much fucking spam.
Neil Gaiman • American Gods: The Tenth Anniversary Edition: A Novel
“You try to sell shit?” “Yes,” says Salim, thrilled and horrified that he has spoken the truth about his brother-in-law’s samples. “And they will not buy it?” “No.” “Strange. You look at the stores here, that is all they sell.”
Neil Gaiman • American Gods: The Tenth Anniversary Edition: A Novel
“You were here all the time,” said Shadow to Alison McGovern’s corpse. “Every single person who drove over that bridge saw you. Everyone who drove through the town saw you. The ice fishermen walked past you every day. And nobody knew.” And then he realized how foolish that was.
Neil Gaiman • American Gods: The Tenth Anniversary Edition: A Novel
Shadow shook his head. “You know,” he said, “I think I would rather be a man than a god. We don’t need anyone to believe in us. We just keep going anyhow. It’s what we do.”
Neil Gaiman • American Gods: The Tenth Anniversary Edition: A Novel
Shadow said, “Are you a god as well?” Whiskey Jack shook his head. “I’m a culture hero,” he said. “We do the same shit gods do, we just screw up more and nobody worships us. They tell stories about us, but they tell the ones which make us look bad along with the ones where we came out fairly okay.”
Neil Gaiman • American Gods: The Tenth Anniversary Edition: A Novel
“If the feather balances,” she said, “you get to choose your own destination.” “And if not?” She shrugged, as if the subject made her uncomfortable. Then she said, “Then we feed your heart and your soul to Ammet, the Eater of Souls…” “Maybe,” he said. “Maybe I can get some kind of a happy ending.” “Not only are there no happy endings,” she told him
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“Gods die. And when they truly die they are unmourned and unremembered. Ideas are more difficult to kill than people, but they can be killed, in the end.”
Neil Gaiman • American Gods: The Tenth Anniversary Edition: A Novel
“Liberty,” boomed Wednesday, as they walked to his car, “is a bitch who must be bedded on a mattress of corpses.” “Yeah?” said Shadow. “Quoting,” said Wednesday. “Quoting someone French. That’s who they have a statue to, in their New York harbor: a bitch, who liked to be fucked on the refuse from the tumbril. Hold your torch as high as you want to,
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