
A Confederacy of Dunces

make every chore a penance.
John Kennedy Toole • A Confederacy of Dunces
“Why did you step out of my life, you minx? Your new hairdo is fascinating and cosmopolitan.”
John Kennedy Toole • A Confederacy of Dunces
“It’s not your fate to be well treated,” Ignatius cried. “You’re an overt masochist. Nice treatment will confuse and destroy you.”
John Kennedy Toole • A Confederacy of Dunces
weltanschauung
John Kennedy Toole • A Confederacy of Dunces
I am an anachronism. People realize this and resent it.”
John Kennedy Toole • A Confederacy of Dunces
“I am the avenging sword of taste and decency,”
John Kennedy Toole • A Confederacy of Dunces
“I do not know why you are in here now, as a matter of fact, or why you have this sudden compulsion to invade my sanctuary. I doubt whether it will ever be the same after the trauma of this intrusion by an alien spirit.”
John Kennedy Toole • A Confederacy of Dunces
enervated
John Kennedy Toole • A Confederacy of Dunces
“He is small and elusive.” Ignatius’ voice was cunning. “He is given to many disguises. He is a veritable will-o’-the-wisp, scurrying here and there in his never-ending search for marauders. For a while he chose the covert of a bathroom but now is out on the streets where he remains at my beck and call every minute.”