When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.

"Hot dogs, ladies?" Ignatius asked pleasantly.

"They would try to make me into a moron who liked television and new cars and frozen food. Don't you understand? Psychiatry is worse than communism. I refuse to be brainwashed. I won't be a robot!"

"I'm gonna make me another one, if you don't mind, sugar. I got problems."

"We shall storm the office very shortly, thereby surprising the foe when his senses are still subject to the psychic mists of early morning."

"Do you think that I am insane? Do you suppose that some stupid psychiatrist could even attempt to fathom the workings of my psyche?"

I do admire the terror which Negroes are able to inspire in the hearts of some members of the white proletariat and only wish (This is a rather personal confession.) that I possessed the ability to similarly terrorize. The Negro terrorizes simply by being himself;I, however, must browbeat a bit in order to achieve the same end. Perhaps I should hav

You must have therapy soon or you will become a screaming queen.

Open your heart, Ignatius, and you will open your valve.