avuncular

consternation.

chewing each bite thoughtfully and completely, lavishing every

relish

provincial,

propriety

“Chi mangia solo crepa solo”—he who eats alone dies alone.

All these sows hoping to fuck and finding a tiny, tasty morsel in its stead, a metaphor for modern women’s twee passion for cakepops. Me, I’ll take the truffle.

roustabout