When in doubt, look intelligent.

—Garrison Keillor

 Night owls may have sharper minds than early risers. If the birds are chirping right now, you’re about to feel a bit offended. In a study of 26,000 people in the UK, those who stayed up late showed “superior cognitive function” across tests of intelligence, reasoning, reaction time, and memory than people who wake up early, according to

Grief is the price we pay for love.

—Queen Elizabeth II

nostalgia is the enemy of progress

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'Wow! What a Ride!' — Hunter S. Thompson

(She) was enthusiastically heterosexual.

—Eccentric Lives, The Daily Telegraph Book of 21st Century Obituaries.

Being wise means having more questions than answers.

Deleting apps is a great way to spend less time on your phone

Fun gets old surprisingly quickly. —Dynomight

The cold water doesn't get warmer if you jump late.