Albiona Hoti

They just shipped it and the results blew past all expectations: Retention nearly 4x. Once the user enabled the extension, they were essentially retained for life.

Someone told me a calendar gets more dates than me and I ain’t been the same since

Someone once told me that I look like a default video game character before you customize any features 💀😭

“Take a mucinex before speaking to me” HUMBLED ME

I’m saving all of these insults in the comments for later... these are gold

once told my mom "you look like sumthing that id draw with my left hand"

someone said I look like I use public bathrooms😨

Someone said I’m built like the cart titan from AOT. Had to search it up, never recovered.

“you look like you’re still in your predebut era” oh! 🥰🥰